The best of this week’s quotes from my elementary students in South Korea (and some thrown in from friends too)
This has been a big week for me since the last Quote Friday. First, The Land of the Maple Leaf accepts me, THEN I finished those 50,000 words a day before my time limit of 30 days were up!!
Me: ‘Green and grey don’t go together.’
TCO: ‘Yes they do!’
I start typing in my laptop.
TCO: ‘Are you asking the Internet?!’
Me: ‘Dammit. It says yes, they do.’
TCO: ‘Told you.’
Me: ‘Fine. I just don’t like that shirt. I don’t like the color. I don’t like dark colors that aren’t black.’
Speaking of an irrational dislike for things, I recently had to work with a designer designing a poster for a charity music festival The Canadian One and I are doing in TOMORROW for Little Travellers Korea, a charity we run here for the Hillcrest AIDS Center, South Africa.
Her: Is it ‘just the flowers you hate or is any pattern there a problem?’
Me: ‘No, it’s just the flowers. I think it looks like wallpaper. I don’t like wallpaper.’
Her: ‘Ah I wanted it to look like wallpaper! (I actually searched “wallpaper”)’
Me: ‘Ahhh, I seee. I think that’s why I didn’t like the grey pattern too. I don’t like wallpaper. In general. I mean in real life on walls.’
Moments later, I included for clarity:
Me: ‘I don’t hate all wallpaper. I like stripes. I just thought I’d throw that it in case you think it’s all wallpaper. Its not. Just complicated patterned wallpaper.’
We agreed on this in the end:
I walk into class. A Grade One kid is pointing an umbrella at me. I grab it from him really quickly and hold it high in the air. Little Girl next to him bursts into laughter.
Little Girl: ‘Hahahahaha, you’re small. I’m big.’ (pointing at me)
I have a kid called ‘Dave’ and every time I say his name he responds with ‘Dave’…I don’t get it.
Me, calling on a kid to answer a question: ‘Bono?’
He looked up at me from his workbook.
‘Yes, what’s problem?’
I explain what braids are to the class as the sentence in the book is, ‘Only a few boys can braid hair.’ Almost immediately a boy turns to the girl next to him and starts braiding her hair. It’s the only time in all my years of teaching have I ever had to say:
‘DUKE, stop braiding Alicia’s hair!!’
Two kids come running into my class during break.
Kid 1: ‘Teacher, teacher, Duke and Bono fight!!’
Me, busying grading tests, not looking up: ‘OK.’
Kid 1: ‘Bono win.’
Me: ‘That’s nice.’
Kid 2, laughing at him: ‘She don’t care!’
Two kids fight in my classroom:
Kid 1: ‘Are you many many crazy?!!!’
A kid is messing around.
Me: ‘Baxter, what are you doing?!!’
Baxter, turning to look at me, thinks: ‘Seeing the teacher?’
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Dooooooo ittttttt and also have a lovely day!!
For more Quote Friday’s, check out:
- ‘I rolled too far.’ – Noverber 23rd 2012
- ‘Robot Making Class.’ – November 16th 2012
- ‘Throw in giant spiders.’ – November 9th 2012
- ‘Hey, don’t call people pandas!’ – October 26th 2012
- ‘I am NO potato.’ – October 19th 2012
- ‘I am from Martian Land.’ – October 12th 2012
- RE: Obama: ‘I don’t wanna see his mustache all over the TV’ – October 5th 2012
- ‘Teacher, STOP TALKING!’ – September 28th 2012
- ‘Oh teacher, your font is very good.’ – September 21st 2012
- ‘Giraffe is no tall.’ – September 14th 2012
- ‘Teacher’s head is sad.’ – September 6th 2012
- ‘Kids can be evil.’ – August 31st 2012
- ‘I’M NOT OK!!!’ – August 24th 2012
- ‘Ah, do you live Gangnam Style?’ – August 17th 2012