This week I’ve been busy sub-teaching at a school and as a result, QUOTES!! Ta-da!! Ok, so I wanna say this is the last ever, there’ll-be-no-more, Quote Fridays BUT I just asked to sub-teach on Monday at a different school sooooo if those kids are interesting, Quote Friday is a go-go…If not, well….you know….
All of these questions came up in the different books and were all asked to different classes.
Me: “What do you do on sport’s day?”
Kid 1: “Swimming.”
Kid 2: “OLYMPICS?!!”
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Kid comes into class, looks at me and says: “Ms. Ireland?”
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Kid, in Korean: “You don’t know Korean?”
Me, in Korean: “No, I don’t know Korean.”
Kid pauses and looks at me skeptically.
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Me: “What don’t you like?”
Kid 1: “I don’t like fish.”
Kid 2: “I don’t like nuclear weapons.”
Kid 3, turning slowly to look at Kid 2: “I don’t like rain…”
Kid 4: “I don’t like crazy people.”
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Me: “What do you like?”
Girl: “TEACHER!!! HE (pointing at the boy sitting opposite her) likes here!!!” (she points to her vagina)
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Me: “What’s your name?”
Kid: “Honey.”
Kid 2: “Honey Boo Boo?”
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Me: “What smells bad?”
Kid: “Alcohol.”
Me: “OK.”
Kid: “But not beer. Other…”
Me: “Soju?”
Kid: “Yes.”
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Me: “What are you scared of?”
Kid 1: “Fire.”
Boy: “Flowers.”
Me: “Flowers?”
Boy: “Yes.”
Me: “OK, next.”
Kid 2: “Spider.”
Kid 3: “Height.”
Kid 4: “BIRD!!!”
Kid 5: “Poo.”
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Me: “What’s terrible?”
Kid 1: “War.”
Kid 2: “Die.”
Kid 3: “Kill.”
Kid 4: “Kim Jong-Un.”
Kid 5: “Rain….wet….”
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Do you love Quote Friday? Sad to see it come to an end…eventually? Who really knows at this point?! I keep saying ‘It’s the last one’ and then I do one more….
OUT NOW: The QUOTE FRIDAY book, the best of four years of quotes including some never before published ones: ‘Watch Out for the Hedgehog’.
For more Quote Fridays, check out:
- ‘They all already speak Canadian…’ – March 8th 2013
- ‘I like the quack quack.’ – March 1st 2013
- ‘No. Very very no.’ – February 22nd 2013
- ‘Teacher….the small ajosshi?’ – February 15th 2013
- ‘YOUR FACE TELLS LIES!!!’ – February 8th 2013
- ‘Your boyfriend many many love?’ – February 1st 2013
- ‘Achoo achoo?’ – January 25h 2013
- ‘YOU ATE MY STAR?!’ – January 18th 2013
- ‘KUNG FU PANTIES’ – January 11th 2013
- ‘Oh my God, I’m YAWDA!!’ – January 4th 2013
- ‘Do you Obama?’ – December 21st 2012
- ‘YOU are OUT of the line!’ – December 14th 2012
- ‘He’s on a date.’ – December 7th 2012
- ‘Are you many many crazy?’ – November 30th 2012
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