This week, well last week to be more exact, I started NaNoWriMo, National Novel Writing Month, in which participants aim to write a 50,000word novel in a month. I’m currently at 12,515words which isn’t bad but isn’t good as my target for today is to be at 15,000words minimum. As a result, updates this month will be few and far between, unless we get approved for my Canadian visa, then you’ll know ALL about it!
Speaking of NaNoWriMo, I’ve spent a lot of time staring at my blank screen this week and The Canadian One has done his best to help:
The Canadian One’s advice for the blank page: ‘White is the color of peace…and loneliness.’
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Me: ‘I’ve become stucked.’ (not a word, let’s not panic)
Him: ‘Throw in giant spiders. That’s gotta be at least four pages just describing them.’
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Me: ‘I’m seven words off my target.’
Him, counting on his fingers: ‘And then they lived happily ever after…I can’t believe that’s actually seven!’
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At dinner, guy: ‘Stop humping the furniture….You have no idea how many times people say that to me at parties.’
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Also at dinner, South African girl: ‘Where are you from?’
Me: ‘Ireland.’
Her: ‘North or south?’
Me: ‘South. Dublin.’
Her: ‘I didn’t know Dublin was south!! Say ‘car”
Me: ‘Car.’
Her, looking more disappointed that I’ve ever seen anyone my entire life, ‘No, you don’t say it the way my friend does.’
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WTF moment of the week:
The Canadian Immigration office in Seoul sent me a letter requesting my address. A letter!
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Little girl to little boy annoying her: ‘You are a bad child!’
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Kid, instead of saying ‘Oh my God!’: ‘OH MY GRANDFATHER!!’
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For more Quote Friday’s, check out:
- ‘Hey, don’t call people pandas!’ – October 26th 2012
- ‘I am NO potato.’ – October 19th 2012
- ‘I am from Martian Land.’ – October 12th 2012
- RE: Obama: ‘I don’t wanna see his mustache all over the TV’ – October 5th 2012
- ‘Teacher, STOP TALKING!’ – September 28th 2012
- ‘Oh teacher, your font is very good.’ – September 21st 2012
- ‘Giraffe is no tall.’ – September 14th 2012
- ‘Teacher’s head is sad.’ – September 6th 2012
- ‘Kids can be evil.’ – August 31st 2012
- ‘I’M NOT OK!!!’ – August 24th 2012
- ‘Ah, do you live Gangnam Style?’ – August 17th 2012
- ‘BUT I GO TO THE SEA!!’ – August 10th 2012
- ‘I’m sorry I flicked s**t at you.’ – August 3rd 2012
- ‘Give me your coffee.’ – July 20th 2012
The Ketchup War 
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