It’s been six months today that I started this website full of quotes, timewasters, ramblings and musings. Here’s a round-up of some of the top items on the site from the beginning.
To kick us off:
People Google the WEIRDEST stuff
One eyed jack squirts ketcup from eye
How to pay strippers in Canada
And along the same lines:
What part of Canada do strippers earn more money
A whole plethora of people Googled Women asking men to marry them on February 29th
Why your birthday is worth a day off school
Do Canadians drink coffee with ketchup? (DO THEY?!!)
How to stop timewasters and distractions (If they ended up here, they clearly didn’t achieve their original mission)
How do you spell crocodile pick up line
And finally:
Two of my friends’ FULL names were Googled also
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Number 2: Timewasters 06/05
Top Five Timewasters
1. ‘Dear God, So who made the dinosaurs…’
2. Timewasters 04/05 and Part 2: 06/05
3. Tuesday Timewasters: The Viral Edition 06/19
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Number 3: ‘Where’s the outcry? WHERE?!’
Top Posts
2. ‘You know, girls can ask guys to marry them on February 29th.’
3. Where’s the outcry? WHERE?!
5. ‘People are more into buffet religion nowadays.’
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Top Quotes (excluding the Wall of Quotes)
1. ‘I did my homework with a paintbrush.’
3. ‘Relax!!!’
4. Top 11 Quotes from the Wall
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Number 1: Pork Burgers
Top Cookin’ in Korea
1. Pork Burgers / Pork Meatballs / The BEST 4-Ingredient Tomato Sauce EVER
3. Cherry Muffins with Coconut Topping
4. Lucy’s Mum’s Chili Con Carne
