‘Teacher, STOP TALKING!’ – Quote Friday 09/28
The best of this week’s quotes from my elementary students in South Korea (and some thrown in from friends too)
Due to this week being Chuseok, Korean Thanksgiving, we get the next five days off! Yay! Traditionally, gift sets of shampoo, Spam, beauty products, alcohol etc are given as gifts. The Canadian One gets a gift from his school every year.
Me, noticing we’re running out of cooking oil: ‘Do you think your school will give you oil this year?’
Him: ‘I dunno.’
The following day, he arrives home with this:
Free oil!! Yay!
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Me, while doing a unit on ‘should get’: ‘What should I get my brother for his birthday?’
Kid: ‘A girlfriend.’
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Two boys are slapping each other.
Me: ‘BOYS!!! What ARE you doing?’
They stop and gently slap hands.
Kid: ‘High five?’
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Kid: ‘Teacher, STOP TALKING!’
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Me: ‘What’s a mystery?’
Kid: ‘How to make a baby.’
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Me: ‘Who made the pyramids?’
Kid: ‘Aliens. Aliens built pyramids.’
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We can hear my co-teacher yelling loudly at her class next door.
Kid: ‘Sasha angry. BIG angry.’
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For more Quote Friday’s, check out:
- ‘Oh teacher, your font is very good.’ – September 21st 2012
- ‘Giraffe is no tall.’ – September 14th 2012
- ‘Teacher’s head is sad.’ – September 6th 2012
- ‘Kids can be evil.’ – August 31st 2012
- ‘I’M NOT OK!!!’ – August 24th 2012
- ‘Ah, do you live Gangnam Style?’ – August 17th 2012
- ‘BUT I GO TO THE SEA!!’ – August 10th 2012
- ‘I’m sorry I flicked s**t at you.’ – August 3rd 2012
- ‘Give me your coffee.’ – July 20th 2012
- ‘I am McGyver!!’ – July 13th 2012
- ‘They think we’re American.’ – July 6th 2012
- ‘He said I am sweet potato.’ – June 29th 2012
- ‘I did my homework with a paintbrush.’ – June 15th 2012
- ‘Some new quotes and Top 11 quotes from The Wall’ – June 9th 2012
smart kids!
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